An absolutely PERFECT headline:
"Trump holds seemingly pointless press conference filled with false claims"
No, it was NOT the Onion. It was from a legitimate paper:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/presidents/trump-press-conference-kamala-harris-b2593570.html?utm_source=press.coop
"Ex-president rambles for an hour with no discernible purpose "
Why is it always the British papers that do the best reporting? They don't fawn all over this guy at all. It's a welcome breath of fresh air.