It's weird. My retirement check usually comes on the 3rd, and only when there's a holiday or weekend that the 3rd falls on, does it come before that.
I got my retirement check today-two days before it was due, and my birthday-which is NOT a holiday by anyone but my standards...but:
I'm thinking now that the US Government has decided that my birthday is now a holiday and they sent me my check to celebrate early!
Hey, it makes sense to me!
Thanks, government! I knew you would recognize it!
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